May 08, 2005

CSI ... I Thought It Was The Real Thing

"Experts: 'CSI' Unrealistically Depicts Job"

Ya think?

And hey, look, is it just me, or is David Caruso's role

the . worst . acting . ever .?

What happened to that guy? This is prime time TV, right? He used to do this, right?



At 5/09/2005 12:43 PM, Anonymous Aleah said...

Yes, yes it is. The acting, that is. But you know how he gets away with it? He wears... the Sunglasses of Justice. I think the sunglasses have a bigger part than the criminals at this point.

At 5/09/2005 1:01 PM, Blogger Don Sheffler said...

That's it, Aleah.

If not for the shades his only defining feature is taking Edward James Olmos to the next level.

At 5/09/2005 8:54 PM, Blogger Luke said...

With Caruso especially I wonder if he thinks being a detective is as simple as making every statement sound like a question.

At 5/09/2005 9:50 PM, Blogger Don Sheffler said...

[crosses arms, sits on edge of table]

[Gazes out of the walls, all of which are windows floor to ceiling]

[turns to Luke]

"Yessss, I wonder?...."

[looks back out another wall]

[puts on the sunglasses]

(Luke's been out of the room for 5 minutes).

At 5/10/2005 12:20 PM, Anonymous Mike Sheffler said...

And I wonder how many people in Miami die every day when he has to stop to fill up that ridiculous Hummer like six times on the way to a call.

Caruso: Dispatch? I'm going to be about twenty more minutes. Yeah, I've got to stop for gas. ... Yes. Again.

Dispatch You know what? Don't even worry about it. They've probably been dead for, like, ever now. You'll get there when you get there.

[Caruso smiles, dons the sunglasses of justice]


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