Papa's Old Love Bug
The Golden Palace Casino, which has been buying up such cultural artifacts as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich and Stripper Tawny Peaks' Gargantuan Implants, has successfully bid for Pope Benedict's old VW.
I was going to call it the Pope-mobile but actually the pope owned it while still Cardinal Ratzinger.
So let's call it Der Love-Bug.
Yeah, that'll catch on.