White Guys Kept Down by The Man
"Seventeen white, male police lieutenants were awarded nearly $2.2 million by a jury that concluded they were not promoted because of discrimination."
This you don't see every day.
In an odd twist that will one day be heard in the Supreme Court, the seventeen are also demanding reparations from the legal descendants of their own 18th century American ancestors, the white male aristocracy whose historical actions created the environment today that would allow a case such as this to occur.
Guess which part of this post I totally made up.