It's Settled. Water Is Actually H2O.
Yep. Thanks to scientists at the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, water has been re-confirmed as H2O. Recently some bespectacled hooligans had started suggesting there might only be 1.5 Hydrogen atoms per molecule, and/or two Hydrogens were becoming entangled, and/or the Oxygen was really the product of a tryst with the mailman.
In any case, the whole thing has been cleared up. Go on with your day.
Water Mystery Solved